Thursday, November 17, 2011

happy baby, minus the happy & the baby

if "adorable" were a picture, this would be it. if only mom & baby
were more ethnic; then it could REALLY sell.

well, the title of this post is entirely too descriptive. i'm sure you get the point. but if not, let's elaborate.

happy baby, known by the pretentious yogis as ananda balasana.  it's great for the whole hip opening thing. it's awesome for stretching your sacroiliac joints and inner groins. it's a kickass release for tension in your sacrum and spine. but i'm not inordinately happy and i'm not under the age of twelve months.

i ain't no happy baby. BUT my hips are nice and open, and they're sure as hell happy to see you.

[sex joke, intended. do you even have to ask?]

moody mudra,
in full effect.


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